Friday, May 29, 2009

whattup?

Can't sleep.  We had a great show last night.  JFlow came in and pretty much rocked the house with some rhymes.  He was amazing! What a sincere and super nice guy too!  Thanks Flow for chilling ;) We REALLY appreciate it!!  The guy is sick talented.  

ch ch ch check him out!!

www.myspace.com/jflowoftvp

I just typed out a rant about money and society and how money defines us blah blah blah....and then deleted it.  I don't know how to get my point across without sounding like a complete douchbag.  I mean, I am the one who just purchased a Macbook with my student loans...when I could have bought a much cheaper PC.  But my reasoning behind it was practical (or I just really love Justin Long).  Macs don't break.....the keys don't fall off and viruses don't attack them.  I have owned 2 laptops in the past 2 years and they are both garbage now. So I switched. 

Fuck. Ive become one of "them"....

Love,
Jamie

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

My two cents

Prop 8.  California.

Get the fuck over it..... separate church and state and give EVERYONE equal rights!!!

California needs to step up their game.  

Although I know this isn't the end of anything, by any right.  It's a step backward though and it's garbage.  But it's a fight that a whole lot of people are really passionate about and they aren't going to stop until EVERYONE HAS EQUAL RIGHTS.

Love,
Jamie

Friday, May 22, 2009

what the eff happened this week?


My cat is home.  He's still not having a great time, but he's home.  He's on antibiotics to fight off an infection that threw his little body into a loop.  $1000 later...he's still sick, but getting better.

I have not been to the doctors in 2 years.  Not because i've never been sick, but because I have no health insurance.  And I just dropped $1000 bucks on my cat because he had a fucking cold.

God love him, he's alive and will be fine.  But what the fuck?  I realize you shouldn't have pets if you can't take care of them, but I can take care of my cat.  I have taken care of him for 7 years.  But I am not fucking rich.  I don't even own a credit card because I believe in LIVING WITHIN YOUR MEANS.  

Stupid..

btw if you have an emergency, do not take your pet to the emergency hospital down by the Florida Mall.  They are scammers.  And every single vet clinic here in Orlando has the exact same ER hotline.  So you will get two choices...Florida Mall or Casselberry.  Choose Casselberry.

No Show tonight.

Have a happy memorial day.

Love,
Jamie

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

annoyed and sad....

My cat is in the pet hospital tonight.....he was in the emergency room 2 days ago....said he was okay, just his little lungs were inflamed.  Well, nothing they did (for $450) helped him in the least bit....I ended up bringing him to a regular vet downtown and she immediately said it was his heart....and was confused why the other vet didn't take an x ray of his throat and/or take his blood...and why if he was treated with a nebulizer and it didn't work, why would they have given him back to me?

I'm not mad....i'm just sad.  I'm sad my cat is sick.....

and my step-grandfather passed away today.....he was in his nineties....married to my grandma after 20+ years.....i'm so sad for my mom and my grandma.....

Love,
Jamie

Nigdy nie zapomnÄ™ o Tobie.....

Monday, May 18, 2009

My baby....

Elliot has been my cat for 7 years...I got him in the ghetto of Philadelphia 7 years ago when I lived there....I was 20 years old....

He's never had a single problem.  Always acted normal, he plays fetch with fuzzy mice....he is a cat, but he's MY cat.  It has been Him and I for 7 years....He's my baby....and this week I could tell something was wrong....

I had been cleaning my apartment, kept the windows all open....just spring cleaning.  I noticed that he was hacking...what I thought might be a furball, but he was hacking and hacking and nothing came up.  He started getting slow...not doing much...he looked tired...his breathing was labored, and after about a day in a half I knew I had to take him in...

His little x-rays showed his lungs were inflamed....he was having an asthma attack....I immediately thought it was my fault because I have smoked around him....but I am pretty sure it was because of the cleaning supplies I was using recently....

After 6 hours at the vet....and scaring the shit out of me by asking me to approve a DNR....from 10 - 4am.....they gave me back my cat and told me to keep an eye on him....gave me some meds....

His breathing is still harsh.....he's just laying around.....but he's eating....

This is by far one of the most difficult things i've ever had to deal with....I know that in comparison to most horrific things, it's nothing....but to me, it's everything.  

So for now, i'm just making sure he's comfortable, and if anything changes, he's going back to the vet.....

Send some positive vibes his way...he's just a little dude trying to stay alive...

Thanks to Steve who came and stayed with me while I was at the vet...I couldn't ask for a better friend.....

Love,
Jamie

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Say what?

So...since I have no idea what i'm suppose to do in life, I did what any reasonable 27 year old woman would do.  I went to the internet.  I took me a little quiz called "What career will suit your personality?"  And this is what was determined:

  • Novelist ( I have a.d.d.)
  • Photographer (i can't afford a camera)
  • Vet (I can't kill animals)
  • Medical Technician (I can't remember things)
  • Paralegal (again, can't remember things)
  • Geologist ( don't really know what that is)
  • Marine Biologist (animals...no, too heart breaking)
  • Graphic Designer (could do...have done, but not enriching enough, not talented enough)
  • Online Content Developer (I could probably think up some shiz....but for who?)
  • Webmaster (I am a webmaster, but it's too ridiculous....time consuming....slave ish.
  • Computer Security (what?)
  • Producer (of what?)
  • Computer Programmer (what the fuck? this doesn't even exist anymore)
  • Technical Writer (of what, I could write some funny skits I think.  I can't act, but I can think up some funny dumb shit.)
  • Systems Analyst (what?)
  • Meteorologist (hahaha...no...but my name would be Jamie Stormy.)
  • Artist (of what?  What the fuck is my art?)
So....all I can tell you is.  I'm fucked.

Love,
Jamie

Saturday, May 16, 2009

shiz...

I read about Achieving Success Through Effective Business Communication today.  Kill me. I know why I didn't finish school, because I did all the fun crazy classes in my first 2 years and now i'm stuck with actual BUSINESS classes.  I'm changing my major....

So while on a study break....I decided to look up some funny t-shirts online.  I did that for about an hour in a half.....looked at t-shirts online......for an HOUR IN A HALF.   Here are my favorites and my funny commentary.

It IS for the weak.
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I'll rape you in Halo 3.  #slightlystpd420
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My motto.  Ask my peeps.
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This is pretty much true eh?  I guess Morals and stuff too.  
But bible hymns pretty much started it all.
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I actually believe this.
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And I seriously heed this warning.  They do have guns.
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Just funny to me.  Haywood Jablowme is classic.
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How I feel 95% of the time.  And also how I end about 99% of arguments.
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Deliverance throw back. Always funny.
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It's true.
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I bought this one.
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A majority of sports fans are bandwagoners.  Get over it.
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dammit. ;) they totally did
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On to 35 pages of "Product and Suppy Chain Management"...YES!

Love,
Jamie


Friday, May 15, 2009

Coldplay Info

Click here to download Coldplays album Leftrightleftrightleft. 


Just scroll down, enter your email.  The next page you'll download a zip file containing all the songs. It's about 55mb and has 9 songs.

I don't even like Coldplay, but I don't pass on anything that is free...

Love,
Jamie


Thursday, May 14, 2009

this seriously just happened...

I caved.  I caved after 4 days.  I am a full-time student guys, I am at my house now...that's what I do.  I sit and read and study and that's it.  Smoking was my crutch.  I quit smoking when I decided that instead of working at some piece of shit job, I would go to school full-time and finish what I started many years ago.  I decided at 27 years old, that this was my plan.....school.  Through school, I am going to "figure it all out".

I caved.  I went to Walgreens 20 minutes ago to buy a pack of cigarettes.  As I stood in line, to buy a pack of cigs.....an old woman slowly came up behind me with her Walgreens goods.  I just wanted my Camel Lights and to get the fuck out of there.  I just wanted a cigarette.  For a second I looked a the nicotine gum, but then said eff it.  I asked for my cigs and this woman....of about 80....said "hunny...I just lost a lung to those....I know it's hard....I have an oxygen tank....it's not worth it"

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS JUST HAPPENED.

In 27 years, nobody has ever preached to me in line at a store about quitting smoking.  EVER.    Nobody has ever just randomly told me that smoking is bad besides my sister, a random friend and my doctor.  

This women stood behind me in line at Walgreens, 4 days after I quit smoking....and told me that she lost a fucking lung from smoking.  She had the oxygen tank in her Walgreens shopping cart.  She had no idea that I am in the middle of something a lot of people decide to do and struggle with throughout their entire lives.

The woman at the counter gave me a look like "lady, smoking is ridiculous". 

So...I walked out of Walgreens WITHOUT the pack of cigarettes.

Fucking fuck fuck fuckers.

Smoking is ridiculous.

Jamie.

quit smoking cigs....and this blog is what happens....

(I am well aware of how terrible my writing, grammer, punctuation, spelling and overall formatting is. But I have to get this crap out of my head or else I will explode.)

Arnold Schwarzenegger. The guy can barely speak english and has no reason whatsoever to be the Governor of anything, let alone California. Motherfucking California. The man served as chairman of the Presidents Council on Physical Fitness and Sports. What the fuck does that even mean? He was a Red Cross ambassador as well.....uh what? The man appeared in one debate....ONE. You get the picture?

Weirder things have happened, I get it. He has in fact been Governor for 6 years or so. I don't live there but i'm assuming that people in Cali like him. He's a Republican on paper but he's pretty left minded and there are rumors he might run for US Senate in 2010. I digress...

Although I am frustrated that this man makes decisions for Americans, Arnold is a businessman. He's a movie star, he won Mr. Universe, he's been super successful at life and seems like a nice guy (say nothing of the minor sexual harrassmant scandal back in the day). I would trade our Florida Governor in a heartbeat for The Terminator. He listens to the residents of California (I assume) and doesn't have his own personal agenda. As of late though, i've been hearing grumblings about the Governator being the new face for Marijuana Legalization.

Could it be true? Could we actually have someone who is successful, intelligent, hard-working and political, be speaking out in FAVOR OF LEGALIZING MARIJUANA?

He's not a stoner pot-head hippie whose house is filled with blacklight posters and lava lamps (lol, old stereotypes were the best...I wish I had a blacklight poster). He's a father, a husband, the Governor of California and a businessman. And he has now become the SPOKESMAN FOR A GENERATION! 

Alright, so i'm exaggerating a little bit...he's not really in favor of anything other than asking for his state and the government to start talking about legalizing marijuana.

There are plenty of super successful people who support the legalization of marijuana (Danny Danko), but it's nice to actually have someone in politics who isn't AFRAID to discuss it. Someone who leads a fairly normal and good existance. (take note Obama: you can't ignore it forever, might as well start educating yourself so you are prepared.)

And this is where I try to make you all understand......

We are scared of pot....remember Woodstock? People are finally starting to speak up about marijuana though.  I'm a good example of that. I talk about it on www.theexperience.fm , I blog about it, I twitter about it, I facebook about it....my mother hears me talking about it and she NEVER drinks alcohol and/or does any sort of drug except Tylenol. My step-dad is a cop, bro-in-law a lawyer and my sister is a doctor. They are pretty much all anti-marijuana (ultra conservative) in every single sense of the word. I ain't skeered. That's what is great about having an opinion and being an adult....

My views on the drug have changed a bunch. I remember hating it when I was 18. I was against it big time, yet I smoked a pack of cigs daily and drank all the time. I have always known people who've used it but I was always way more interested in drinking beer than smoking anything.  I think I was raised to think of it as something people did in the ghetto. Like it was frickin crack and could get you killed. Little did I know...and just so you know, the first time I smoked up was when I was in middle-school. I did a bit my senior year of high school too, but that's about it for when I was younger.

Im not a habitual pot smoker even now that I understand it, I talk about it a lot but I am acutely aware that it is a DRUG. I know it's not safe, it's not healthy and it's just another way for us to escape reality. Just like alcohol, you have to find a medium when it comes to it like most humans. If I were high all the time, I wouldn't be able to write this blog. Or would I? And if I was, would the blog actually be more interesting?

I digress... I do know that when I give myself some time to just be in my twenties and have fun (which I rarely do), i'd rather be smoking a joint than getting trashed at a bar. At least the next day I can function as a normal person and not have to worry about cleaning up barf.

All i'm saying, is given the alternative.....BEER.....it's almost insane not to think about legalizing it. Instead of random drunk rapings, there will be stimulating conversation.  Instead of drunk driving accidents, there will be more organic gardens. Okay, maybe not. But it's still safer, bottom line.

So my deal is this....wouldn't you rather your 21 year old be sitting at their dorm smoking a joint with some buddies, than out cruising around drunk as fuck? You'd probably rather have them do nothing....not drink or smoke dope.....but guess what? It's been going on F O R E V E R ....there are bars on every single corner of every street. From when we were babies, we are taught that it's horrible for you....but when your old enough, it's sure a helluva lot of fun. So get over yourself.

What would you rather spend money on that allows you to tolerate how fucked up life is, for just a few hours?


TO SUMMARIZE:
The Governator is being vocal about the legalization of marijuana and that is cool. I am not a pot-head. My mom is on Facebook. And I swore only 5 times in this blog.

I don't even have anything to say about it Medically. I don't need it medically, I have no idea if it helps ease pain or nausea. But I do know, that if I have cancer and I want to smoke a joint and it makes me feel better for even 20 seconds.....then im going to fucking smoke my joint.

America needs to get over themselves. It's a new fucking generation bitches. Let men marry men and let us smoke some dope.


One Love,
Jamie
twitter @jamieexp
jamie32182@gmail.com
www.theexperience.fm


"Marijuana is not a drug. It's a leaf. My drug was pumping iron, trust me." - The Current Governor of California.

"We all realize that there is no reason for it to be illegal but how exactly do we manage to make that clear to Washington without looking like a bunch of pot-heads?" - me.



Sunday, May 10, 2009

Noteworthy Items

Stuff I care to comment on. 

LET'S GO MAGIC!!!
Chuck Daly died.  He was 78 and had Pancreatic Cancer.  I'm not a huge sports fan but I LOVE going to sporting events.  Any excuse to drink a crappy beer out of a plastic cup for $5.75 and scream like a jackass, i'm in.  I grew up loving the Detroit Pistons and have since fallin in love with the Orlando Magic since i've moved here, so it was sad to hear a former Pistons (two titles)  and Magic (took em to the playoffs) coach had passed away.  RIP.


LOUIS CALDERA RESIGNED!!!!!  
He's the jackass who "ok'd" the "photo-op" by the 757 in Manhattan (followed by two fighter jets) a few weeks ago.  He's a moron and I don't want him making any decisions for American's ever again. (I personally asked for his resignation in a previous blog).


SWINE FLU!!!!!
Are you still alive?  Yah, me too.  Today is one of the first days that I didn't see a "Swine Flu" story on the CNN homepage.  THANK GOD.  The numbers grew and fell and we all quickly realized (after researching on past Pandemics and the common FLU) that it was horseshit.  I love that we now have the ability and resources to do our own fact checking within seconds.  Tens of Thousands of AMERICANS die from the regular flu every year.  Once we realized that, the Government realized it was going to be a lot harder to try to focus our attentions on something other than whats really going on.  Epic Fail.


WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!
Some homeless guy here in Orlando, got arrested for stealing deoderant from a store.  Nothing else, just deoderant.  Held on $2500 bail....and I guess he didn't turn up to court for a past DUI so another $1500 on top of that.  

Now, before I go on the defensive for this guy, let me clarify.  I know stealing is against the law.  Whether you are 9 years old or 99 years old or you are rich or poor.  But for fuck sake, the man stole deoderant because he knew he smelled liked crap.  He's obviously homeless because he's an alcoholic (or worse) because of the prior DUI.  The guy could be a crazy lunatic muderer for all I know...but if he isn't...if he's just an alcoholic who's life has turned to the shitter...then he should be let out of jail and i'll personally buy the guy some deoderant. AXE deoderant should bail him out and give him a job in a commercial.


MAN SHOOTS WIFE AND DOG!!!!
Orlando ATE up the story of Shannon Burke (local talk radio host on 104.1fm).  I'm a talk radio junkie.  I listened to AM talk radio on my way to High School when I was 16...I was once a fan of Glenn Becks (kill me).  I love opinions, I love news and when I moved to Orlando I fell in love with 104.1.  It's all talk radio all day long.  A great mix of humor and current events on all the shows.  Shannons show was a good mix of everything.  

This story was a rollercoaster.  At first, we all thought he went crazy and tried to kill his family.  HOLY SHIT!!!  Then we heard the 911 call where he stated it was an accident and his gun discharged while he was holding it.  We then called him an idiot and figured he would still be at one of the radio stations functions a few days later.  THEN, we saw the photos of his wife and his dog.  That changed everything.  His wifes head looked like it had been sliced open with a chainsaw.  She must have had a hundred stiches and the wound was like 13 inches long.  It was disgusting. And the dog lost some of its tail and had a similar gangly wound on its leg.  THAT'S WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN.  Quickly afterward, he was FIRED from Clear Channel.  Then after that, his wife, his ex-girlfriend and ex-wife all filed restraining orders against him.  Once out of jail, he lasted one day.  He ended up having a buddy of his go to his wifes house to get his motorcycle and he was then RE-ARRESTED. Apparently he tried to remove his monitoring ankle bracelet too.  Psycho.

Shannon Burke.  You sir, are a fucking idiot and I want your previous job.


That's about it for now.  I would love to comment on every news story there is, but nobody would read it.

Go Magic!

Listen to the show Friday @ 7pm!

Jamie

www.theexperience.fm
jamie@theexperience.fm

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Beach

I'm going to the beach this week, so I won't be on the show Friday.  I will be 4 days without a computer and I cannot frickin wait.  School starts next week, holy shiz!

See ya next week on the show!

Jamie
twiter: @jamieexp
www.theexperience.fm
jamie@theexperience.fm