- Novelist ( I have a.d.d.)
- Photographer (i can't afford a camera)
- Vet (I can't kill animals)
- Medical Technician (I can't remember things)
- Paralegal (again, can't remember things)
- Geologist ( don't really know what that is)
- Marine Biologist (animals...no, too heart breaking)
- Graphic Designer (could do...have done, but not enriching enough, not talented enough)
- Online Content Developer (I could probably think up some shiz....but for who?)
- Webmaster (I am a webmaster, but it's too ridiculous....time consuming....slave ish.
- Computer Security (what?)
- Producer (of what?)
- Computer Programmer (what the fuck? this doesn't even exist anymore)
- Technical Writer (of what, I could write some funny skits I think. I can't act, but I can think up some funny dumb shit.)
- Systems Analyst (what?)
- Meteorologist (hahaha...no...but my name would be Jamie Stormy.)
- Artist (of what? What the fuck is my art?)
So....all I can tell you is. I'm fucked.
Love,
Jamie